back asswards

Yes, my only post in about twenty-million months is going to be a picture of myself drunk.
Hah.

i'm quitting med school to be an elementry school teacher.
i love eating paste and coloring shit.

stop trying to touch my naughty parts, dave.

fuck this town.
im getting out.

being your boyfriend is like being dick slapped two hours of every day, by a black man with herpes.

NATHAN JAMES, WINNER OF THE GAYEST LIVEJOURNAL BACKGROUND, EVER.
[this isn't the offensive kind of 'gay' it's the kind of demasculating gay, you know, like fruity]


btw, i got new kicks, they the shit.

1. name:
2. birthday:
3. place of residence:
4. what makes you happy:
5. what are you listening to now/have listened to last:
6. do you read my lj:
7. if you do, what is particularly good/bad about it:
8. an interesting fact about you:
9. are you in love/have a crush at the moment:
10. favourite place to be:
11. favourite lyric:
12. best time of the year:
13. weirdest food you like:
14. do farts make you laugh:

RECOMMEND
1. a film:
2. a book:
3. a band, a song and an album:

PLUS
1. one thing you like about me:
2. two things you like about yourself:
3. put this in your lj so i can tell you what i think of you.
4. POST A PICTURE OF you



[i stole this from jenny because im drunk and lazy]

c'mon shake your coconuts.

new york city here i come.
conor, watch yo' back motherfucker.

girls are fucking evil.

Woah, I totally just had a headrush.

Thank God I have a Livejournal so this moment won't go undocumented.

It may be a little sad, but I can relate to everyone of Lizzy McGuire's problems.